Hilary Clinton on SNL "It Is Saturday Night"
brett favre QB from NFL's Greenbay retires finally
hillary wins texas, ohio and rhode island
obama wins vermont and leads in delegates
mccain clinches republican nomination
GA's cynthia mckinney is running for prz with green party!!
she was ousted twice from the district
she struck a cop at the capitol who didn recgonize her, new hair and badge
patrick swayze battling pancreatic cancer
crisis between colombia and venezuela

Trash is good. Waste management goes green!!! (ad with trash truck lighting up town and elating people)

The Brits love Michelle Obama

The Brits' 9/11 was 7/7 when bombs exploded by the subway in London
19yr Gay iranian teen seeks Asylum from Nethelands. rejected by UK. His BF executed in Iran. Iran seeks extradition
Ahmadinejad at Columbia U in NYC: no gays in Iran. Cuz u killed them all?
Clinton flanked by 2 blacks gives speech
Florida mother powerwashes her daughter!!!
Dollar drops causing foreign invasion in US real estate
The new jaguar XF
http://www.jaguarxf.com/default.asp
Glamour mag stilletto quarter mile race for 15k
Beagle Uno wins dog show first time, then retires

Georgia's first black police officers may take pension battle to court
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/01/black.officers.pension.ap/index.html
# Black officers were blocked from joining a police retirement plan before 1976
# White officers who entered the fund are collecting much bigger checks
# State constitution prohibits new benefits to public employees after they have retired
# An effort to amend the constitution is stalled in the Legislature

N.Y. giveaway turns into mayhem
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/01/money.giveaway.ap/index.html
# "It turned out to be a lot of aggressive people," CashTomato.com VP says
# Company was handing out prizes worth up to $29 to observe Leap Day
# Some people wrested bags of cash-stuffed envelopes from workers

Author: My best-selling Holocaust book is a hoax
http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/books/02/29/holocaust.bookhoax.ap/index.html
# Misha Defonseca's book, "Misha: A Memoire of the Holocaust Years," false
# Defonseca maintained Nazis took parents, she was adopted by wolves
# Author not Jewish, actually lived with relatives after parents' arrest

Michael Nachmanoff - Fed Public Defender
Shorter sentences are being called to differentiate between crack users and powder users
Many say sentences are racially motivated.
Government under pressure to fix it

HEALTH TIPS
DONT go to bed full/hungry
keep a quiet dark room
maintain a schedule
SNORING LINKED TO HEART DISEASE

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